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460 comments:
Atlanta: 5
Pittsburgh: 1
Pens take out the Trash 3-1.
This is all on BNG.. joke
Lots of excitement in the first period since I wont be able to get there until the second. Pens up by 2 after 1
As a Penguins fan I feel like this man: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html
...Surrounded by the gawking nhl fandom...
Go Pens!
Not feeling good about this game. Then again, I was feeling good about the Panthers and Rags games.
Therefore, Pens win on an OT goal from Kennedy.
3-2 Pens.
Letang goes off....
lets do this shit!
go pens.
I'm not making any win/lose predictions, but Malkin is gonna have a good game. Same with Kennedy.
I haven't been confident with any game recently. If the Pens lost to the second worse team in the NHL tonight, does that make us the worst (-NYI)? TRADE STAAL!
Mark it down...
Five goals for the Pens tonight.
Two of them on the Power Play.
Consider it done.
we're getting shut out again. bank on it.
Also...As I was catching up on CBlog, I wanted to say two things:
1. I live in the DC Area, so I'm down for meeting up.
2. I just got may blue Malkin jersey in the mail today. I take offense to the comment about the guy in the Blue Malkin jersey saying he believed in the team the whole year.
My wife's not a hot blond anyway, so it's ok.
this sounds ridiculous, but... is it possible that the penguins do not like the coaching staff and are not giving it their all in hopes that the coaching staff gets replaced?
lets be honest, therrien seems like a sour puss.
oh, and after we lose, iceburgh gets fired.
maybe i should have asked that more generally. has a team ever not tried so that they could get their coach fired?
getting out of the funk tonight...
For pops,
(from EN)
Yeoke
~
from SIS Wiki,
"Atlanta Thrashers,
Superstars include Ilya Kovalchuk, Erik Christiansenlol, Marty Reasoner, and what's left of Dany Heatley's Ferarri.
Just win baby.
Just win.
[Do something]
hahahaa. nice
...
once again, im gonna keep my expectations low.
hoping for more than 20 shots on goal, NO, I say NO posts, no matter how much therrien thinks its a good sign to hit them, and no failures on a 5 on 3 because the second the pens get one, they should try to take a penalty...
also, a win would be super
Go Pens.
also, stat that the world is coming to an end
pens 5 on 3...
4 for 14 this season.
UUUUUUUUUUUUGH
I'm 100% fine with this entire game riding on mine and Phil's shoulders.
100% fine.
4 for 14 and 0 for 32.
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Some clown was bagging on Scuderi in 1,000,000 Penguins Fans on the Facebook.
TGB=Lost all Faith in Humanity.
I stand by my prediction: Colby scores two and pees in Crosby's face. Pittsburgh commits suicide until Sunday.
BnG is clutch city, just sayin'.
atlanta is calling this a must win game.
I'm sure that's just a typo for sure win.
About Effing time for Phil Collins.
After this losing streak i may have to retire my Pens shirts, and shop the StoreBlog.
My new Sid T, is 1-6.
Benchcity
~
@PittHockey,
Step.
Away.
From.
The.
Stats.
I repeat,
Step.Away.
From.The.
Stats.
Don't.Look.
Down.
~
Go Pens.
If Lehtonin is starting? Shit 3 goals easy, thats prolly in the first.
If its Moose?
Aw lame...
I still think we won't win until staff gives Red and Andy the nod.
Phil Collins trumps Red and Andy.
If the pens lose tonight meeting on the west end bridge.
@frank - I was thinking the same exact thing after they had the "players-only meeting". Possible mutiny.
Phil, nice choice, but I like "Tonight,Tonight"
same meaning -- get this crap DONE.
Right now I'm just praying that somehow the delivery person fights their way through alllllll the snow to get me my jersey before the game
superstitiousblog
tears may fly if we score a PP goal and win!
usually if its not delivered by 6pm its not gonna get delivered. :/
@FH- New avatar, or have I just not been around much?
Hopefully, Phil gets it done. Otherwise, I'm mixing Ritalin and Ritalout.
pp goal? hahhahahahahahahhaha
a WIN?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pens lose this and all the stops have to come out for the gameday character. I would hate to resort to using him, but the season is in jeopardy.
If the Pens lose against the Thrashers, Buries It himself needs to make an appearance.
GO PENS!!!!!!
"@FH- New avatar, or have I just not been around much?"
Gary Thorne=beast
doesn't he do baseball now?
need to break out ron jeremy
I'm on the west coast so there is still hope!! I'm really hoping it'll magically arrive before puckdrop...
"doesn't he do baseball now?"
It's not like he broadcasted hockey for more than 20 years and was the voice of some of the greatest moments in NHL history, but you're right, I shouldn't recognize that because he now does Orioles games because the commissioner is a toolbag.
Joke.
Ah yeah, Gary is an awesome announcer, just one of the best to ever grace our ears.
The Pens finally score first, score a power play goal, and then lose in the third.
MAS returns.
I must say, it's interesting watching the new fans deal with their first rough patch. Your average new fan doesn't remember 03-04, for example.
A razor hasn't touched my face in five years.
for the sake of ending this streak, I made the sacrifice.
uggghhhh
I couldnt resist keeping a mustache.
ps, werent we suppose to gather the beards of cblog for the playoffs last year? we dropped the ball on that one.
All you had to do was type "yes".
wilsmith, that's why the Pens lost.
and philly plays at washington but instead versus airs boston and minny?
I dont get it.
for keeping it? because I just now took it off.
bongo players are ratings destroyers
yeah but that'll be a killer game.
silly versus.
No, they lost because we didn't gather the beards of cblog for the playoffs last year.
"All you had to do was type "yes"."
Why, when I can make you look like a fool again?
Pens Win 4-2.
Take that to the Bank
Malkin with 3 points G,A,A
One on the PP
and a Goal from Whitney
go you, e-thug.
People really, really need to quit with the bogus game predictions. Even if you end up being right, nobody cares.
And I mean that in the best possible way. ;)
Every time someone tries to get on the front page of the blog by making a prediction, God not only kills a baby penguin in the antarctic, but it increases the likelihood that player won't score -- by a factor of 10.
It's like saying "shut-out" with 5 minutes to go in the game.
Its a sad day when a troller gets the first post on gameday...
It's even sadder that someone cares who gets the first post.
Its much easier to get on the front page by saying something stupid than it is to predict the outcome.
Phil Collins FTW.
I've got the Genesis blasting already.
Go Pens.
Damn...I thought expressing your feelings about the upcoming game is what being a fan was all about.
Fuck it...I still stand by my 5 goal prediction.
if they dont win
theres gunna be a youtube of me jumping off the cathedral of learning
Does FSN have a fire alarm going off in their main building?
"Damn...I thought expressing your feelings about the upcoming game is what being a fan was all about."
Apparently, it's all about being melodramatic.
Damn, things are testy around here.
Jersey Update: the delivery people just called, my mom is picking it up on her way home, this is a good sign
This jersey will be life changing, I can feel it
I can't believe no one has said that they can feel a win coming in the air tonight, oh lord.
Wow...sorry Im actually not a big "first" guy just making a freaking observation that I enjoy the discussion and thats the first thing I see. I also love how I cannot even comment on something so mundane without people having to comeback with a dick comment.
Malkin in Russian guy!!! I love you're name!
I have a Malkin Magnitogorsk Jersey with his name in Russian on the back, but I'm afraid to wear it cus no one will know what it is lol.
"I also love how I cannot even comment on something so mundane without people having to comeback with a dick comment."
This isn't bullshit bulletin, this is the big leagues. Deal with it.
Joke.
'Cause we've been waiting for this moment for all of our lives. Or the past 5 games have felt as such, anyway.
Touche Annie...touche
BNG will deliver.
have faith.
Raybin, Peter Gabriel=Stunned
FH is in rare form tonight already. Toughen up the softies!
Flyer Hater is on fire tonight.
I think that's a good sign.
hey FH,
are you going to make a castle with all that sand in your vagina?
Peter Gabriel < Phil Collins
Sammy Hagar = David Lee Roth
Ron Wood > Brian Jones
PittHockey, you're not a very quick study are you?
This is how he is. Laugh at it and job back. But have fun doing it!
FH is laying bitches out tonight. Sweet Chin Music!
Me=Fail.
There ya go...you ass.
I really don't mean to be a total bitch - it's just getting old.
Sammy Hagar = David Lee Roth
you are officially kicked out of cblog.
"Sammy Hagar = David Lee Roth"
Raybin=lost all my respect
I predict Annie S will make someone cry.
PittHockey already jobbed. He called FH an "e-thug." Now he went with the ever-classic "sand in the vagina" quip.
In all fairness, I think he's on a roll.
i can't top king shit of fuck mountain, so I'm not bothering to try.
like the penguins.
@kstewy16
People will for sure know it in Pittsburgh at least.
Hell, I have a Cyrillic Valery Kharlarmov CCCP National Team jersey (best thing in the world) and people recognize it.
I can't hear you with all these bottles of Cabo Wabo plugging my ears
I suggest y'all put on your stretchy pants, feather your hair, and go kiss the lips off your David Lee Roth posters.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"PittHockey, you're not a very quick study are you?"
PittHockey definitely got stuffed into a few lockers in his day.
You can't change the establishment, because I am the goddamn establishment.
Wooo!
No bitchiness noted. I'm trying to get over my anxiety for tonight's game by making an outlandish prediction like 2 power play goals, 5 goal total. It's my way of being optimistic.
It's like making a prediction that Staal may actually get a shot that comes within 2 feet of the net and Satan keeps his stick on the ice.
Hagar= Diamond Dave?
Over my dead Elmo.
my prediction is that i wont see this game til wednesday or thursday. the good part about this is that the bridges will be clear by then.
go pens.
aaaaaand thats why I dont even attempt to come anywhere close to FH...i just accept the fail and hope the establishment forgives me.
Raybin...I don't even know what to say...
You might as well Jump!
K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.
You can't change the establishment, because I am the goddamn establishment.
You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something...I am God.
"K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about."
And which personality is this?
What the fuck is PittHockey even talking about?
Gametime, cya after cblog.
Do SOMETHING!
"we're getting shut out again. bank on it."
"pp goal? hahhahahahahahahhaha"
"a WIN?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"i can't top king shit of fuck mountain, so I'm not bothering to try.
like the penguins."
Does PittHockey seem like GoCapsGo to anyone else?
"You can't change the establishment, because I am the goddamn establishment."
I want a t-shirt made about me with that on the front.
No love for Gary Cherone?
I wish I were a lion.
I'm more of a fan of the new Phillipino dude in Journey who sounds more like Perry than Perry ever did.
Flyer Hater, now you're just being craaaaaaaaaaazy!
I'd say Steve Perry would be a good gameday choice, except that he's too awesome even for a gameday character.
Dennis DeYoung on the other hand...
Too much man
You gotta have brass balls to survive in c-blog.
Boris Valajokes playing tonight
Over under number of nut punches at 2.
Well I put on my MM Malkin jersey. I'm hoping it brings some luck to Geno tonight.
My girlfriend just looked at me funny when i ran into my room, grabbed this random jersey out of the back of my closet and came back out to the living room like nothing had happened.
potash!
can never go wrong with Glengarry.
I can't lower my trolling to the level of a caps fan. it just isn't possible.
The Pens should put the locker room refreshments under a "For Finishers Only" sign.
dominoes pizza included.
"I can't lower my trolling to the level of a caps fan. it just isn't possible."
The loss of a few more brain cells should do the trick.
Glengarry Glen Ross...what a movie.
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave.
PH - Good answer.
Drunkblog 2.0.
"You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it, leave."
"I'm from downtown, Mitch and Murray, they asked me to do a favor, I should really do them a favor and fire your fucking ass."
here we go bitches
oh leave pitthockey alone.
whatd he ever do to anyone
Good start. Great work by Tenko
why did Malkin not fucking shoot there and backhand pass to noone? Ughhh.
FH, you'd be the expert at that sort of thing.
I'm sure you can give us a step-by-step.
Tank is fighting? holy shit.
Fightblog, fedex and colby
freaking fedex!!!
Holy Shit!
What a shot by Fedo
Anyone have a feed to the game for the out of town fans?
First.
that'll straighten that beak out.
Woahhhh fedo.
Fedotenko is awesome.
Ken, feed: http://atdhe.net/live-tv-2.php?i=590
Anddd broken hand.
FedEx needs an A, nuff said, he does more for this team than literally anyone right now. Fucker has heart man.
Fedex went to the locker room too after the fight, uh oh.
rba: he just needed more foil.
Thanks a shit ton Pens Experience.
If Atlanta gets the first goal, the team will be crushed.
As will I.
However, the long-term sub that covers my classes as I settle into a nice, depressed, alcholic haze will be pleased about the situation.
refs are jobbing us already?
A Savard!
pk = Yeoke.
As vagynr has shown, to be a Caps fan you need to abandon all reason, ally yourself with Philly fans, and surround yourself with douches who have convinced you they're nice people.
Our PK is more potent than our PP. Ugh.
Valabek down, Crosby in the box, 2 mins for Nutcracking, i mean High Sticking.
I love cblog...yall make me joyous...with that being said, go pens.
SexyChubbs - I'm certified. Give me a look when you go postal please.
I would much rather be a man down than a man up.
damn that post.
*post*
=(
Dude! Whitney! Nice!
the post enjoys your sweet, sweet tears!
kovalchuk blows, wouldn't trade a bag of used pucks for him.
colby buried him?
"He likes him! It's just a hug!"
Classic.
They were spooning like olden, golden times.
PP time. Everyone get out your tinfoil hats...
Aaahhhh!!!!
I think Sid was screwed, shoot or pass, on that one.
Nice tussle with Colby.
@jayness -
How's high school English sound? Can you make it to the DC area by morning?
Yeoke time.
"Holding the stick" sounds like more than just a hug
English sucks to teach...I know.
refs continue the jobbing
AHHHH it's the worst PK in the league! Please break the slump, Pens!
Bullshit icing call. At least the draw was at center, not that it makes much of an f'n difference
0 for
SHOCKED that the Penguins didn't score on that power play.
Did Feds come back out after the fight?
Unfortunately, i'm Social Studies.
At least Jordan wasn't out on that PP.
tank is out.
game over.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Gogo and Gill are being held out because of an upcoming trade.
Fedex out for the game.
FedEx is out for the game.
Fuck!
Why can't we finish a damn chance?!
Great, Feds hurt his hand on Colby's giant nose.
Did Boucher just watch as that puck went past him?
I feel like the Penguins' PP should be accompanied by the Benny Hill theme at this point. It's a circus of ineptitude at points.
Colby f'ing Armstrong just threw Staal around like a rag doll. Glad to see he's using all that size people rave about.
I haven't seen someone take a shot to the chin like that since my prom date
FedEx won't return
that sucks
@jayness
I had said something about that yesterday...I would think more for Gogo than Gill in a trade I would assume...I dig Gill but I dont know if hes a huge bargaining chip.
"If we score more goals than Atlanta, I'm pretty sure we'll win" ~ USS Hal Gill
What's worse: the quote or the fact I'm nodding in agreement to it?
Im fairly sure not many people will feel sorry for yeoke when he gets canned.
even yeoke won't feel bad when he gets canned.
FUCK
AHHHHHHHHH TK bury it damn it!!!
What a pass by Dups.
OOOH! Kennedy!
NO! NOT A POWER PLAY!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Tonight we're making Colby look like a superstar.
Whitney's been all over the place, btw.
Matt -
Back-to-back, maybe the two funniest comments of the night so far. Benny Hill? Nodding in agreement?
I'm glad we can laugh at a time like this.
0 for
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